Josephine Dupuis
Josephine Dupuis was born in the late 1910s (she forgot which year) as Helen Smith. World-renowned for her work as a human statue in New York City, she decided to change her name in order to fully embody the heritage of her muse, The Statue of Liberty. After losing her job during the Great Depression, she tried a wide variety of occupations, ranging from potato farmer to bounty hunter, but none of them brought her the same passion as being a human statue.
She’s hoping that her new job in journalism will spark a flame in her 100-and-something year old heart. She is dedicating all her articles to her two favorite great-great-grandchildren, Yammy and Paige. She is a long-lost cousin of Madie Phillips (’23).
J-DHS Constitutional Convention Returns to Philadelphia—Conditionally
At this point, Principal Gasparini is an unstoppable force.
Juniors Rebel Against Expectations, Do the “Bare Minimum”
Making us go to school for seven hours a day so they can provide us with an education? Intolerable Acts 2.0, come on.
Chamber Pots and Diapers: TikTok Trend Reinvents Student Bathroom Habits
I mean, that’s the natural way, right?
Cootie Outbreak Causes Chaos, Confusion
They put girls and boys next to each other willy nilly. This is exactly why I was remote for the past year and a half.
Mr. Gasparini Puts the “Fair” Back in “Activity Fair”
Mr. Gasparini learned the hard way that ferris wheels cannot fit in gymnasiums.
High-Risk Sports Begin, Non-Athletes Participate in Risky Academic Behaviors
“The number of students submitting their assignments right at 11:59 p.m. and 59 seconds is truly alarming. And I don’t feel like I can say anything since they are technically turning in their assignments on time. I don’t know what to do.”
Top Three Yam Metaphors You Should Use in Your Next English Essay
Let’s say you’re writing an essay about Twelve Angry Men, for example. Why not make the totally sensible comparison of Juror 8 to yams?
Yampage’s Official Holiday Gift Guide: 2020 Edition
We all know how difficult it is to come up with 2020-relevant Christmas gifts, so we here at Yampage have curated a list especially for this year, based on the challenges and triumphs covered by our staff so that you can have the best 2021 possible.
My Holiday Traditions: Josephine Dupuis
Not even snow days can stop Yampage's winter break countdown!