Sunday, December 8, 2019


The Freshmen Just Keep Getting Smaller

JAMESVILLE-DEWITT HIGH SCHOOL--As we settle into this new school year, many upperclassmen are wondering, “Did the freshmen get smaller this year?” 

Mr. Comfort Ditches Lesson Plan to Teach Through Memes

I was not sure whether to be happy or afraid. The class looked at each other quizzically, but happy to not have a test. I was able to capture some of the memes, but my Canon EOS R Mirrorless Digital Camera was taken away for having technology out during class.

New Fire Alarm Causes Disruption at JD

“May I have your attention please. May I have your attention please. There has been a fire emergency reported somewhere in the...

New Global Teacher’s Alter Ego Revealed

One freshman said that in the middle of sixth period Global, Mrs. Delaney received a call on her classroom phone. No one knew who was on the other end, but witnesses reported that she began muttering angrily about how Martian Manhunter was “at it again.” 

JD Represented in Mario Kart Tour

"After all, we are the top school in the nation according to António Guterres. I guess that kind of popularity is what gets you featured in a video game.” 

THE DANGERS OF FAKE NEWS- How Mr. Brodsky Became A Multi-Billionaire

 “Look, you can’t blame me for reading that article. It was purely factual. It was just artistic interpretation that took me elsewhere.” 

How To Be Internet Safe in 2019

An eye. Yeah, you heard me. An eye watching your every move, scanning your face, stealing your identity to sell to Russia.

JD Day Pillaged by Senior Students

I don’t really know… nothing can replace my love for lemonade. Yes, I could go to the store and buy some lemonade like a plebian. Or, I could enjoy a nice, cold, refreshing glass of fresh squeezed lemonade. But your question was how did I cope?

Epidemic: Endless Pain Strikes JD

As the 2018-2019 school year comes to a close, attendance hits an all time low. Our trusty team of scientists (Mrs. Raitch,...

Aries Season Haunts The Red Rams

Giuseppe Baxter, Manager and Staff Writer “Beware the 21st of March,” Isabella Bird, freshman and local horoscope analyzer/soothsayer warned...

JD Music Department Cuts Footloose on Their Foot Fixation

Over the last few weeks students of the JD music department have been expressing their worries about the...

Cafeteria’s New Italian Tiles Begin Oozing Spaghetti

Mrs. Stoich, Staff Writer DeWitt, NY -- It was a normal Thursday afternoon at JDHS....

J-D’S Hide and Seek Team- Hidden from the Spotlight

Giuseppe Baxter, Manager and Staff Writer DeWitt, NY -- When one thinks “J-D Sports”, one may think of the...

Bringing Politics into Library Passes

Raffaele Quintino, Staff Writer Dewitt, NY-- The JDHS library has always been kept under secure control by staff members....

Students Spend Two Hours Fighting to Get Through Intersection, Stage Plank-In

Xenophilius Cabral, Staff Writer Dewitt, NY-- At the end of second period on Monday, the crowd of students at...

If You Missed It

In Their Latest Effort to Improve Security and Ease Concerns, JD Hires the Paw Patrol

Dewitt, NY--This year, Jamesville-DeWitt High School has dramatically increased security measures. Many have noticed more security cameras, an upgraded window in the...

January 2019 Q+A

Q: Dear Raffaele, what should I do once I graduate? A: This is an excellent question. Throughout my...

Yampage Staff

GIUSEPPE BAXTER- MANAGER AND STAFF EDITOR Giuseppe Baxter is the founder and manager of the publication Yampage. Prior to working in investigative journalism, he worked...

Sophomore Subjects of Biology Experiment- Ethical Violation or Extra Credit Opportunity?

These days you might find yourself wondering why there are there so many kids t-posing on the turf during lunch. Look a...


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