Sunday, June 16, 2019

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BRINGING POLITICS INTO LIBRARY PASSES

Raffaele Quintino, Staff Writer Dewitt, NY-- The JDHS library has always been kept under secure control by staff members....

STUDENTS SPEND TWO HOURS FIGHTING TO GET THROUGH INTERSECTION, STAGE PLANK-IN

Xenophilius Cabral, Staff Writer Dewitt, NY-- At the end of second period on Monday, the crowd of students at...

IN THEIR LATEST EFFORT TO IMPROVE SECURITY AND EASE CONCERNS, JD HIRES THE PAW PATROL

Dewitt, NY--This year, Jamesville-DeWitt High School has dramatically increased security measures. Many have noticed more security cameras, an upgraded window in the...

SOPHOMORE SUBJECTS OF BIOLOGY EXPERIMENT- ETHICAL VIOLATION OR EXTRA CREDIT OPPORTUNITY?

These days you might find yourself wondering why there are there so many kids t-posing on the turf during lunch. Look a...

BREAKING: UNITED NATIONS REVOKES J-DHS’S TITLE AS ‘GREATEST HIGH SCHOOL IN AMERICA’

Syracuse, NY -- For years and years, students at Jamesville DeWitt High School would begin the school year with those faithful words...

DRAMA CLUB ANNOUNCES THEIR SPRING SHOW ‘VLADIMIR LENIN AND ME’

DeWitt, NY -- After breaking expectations, hearts, and at least two pieces of real medical equipment, last year’s show ‘John Lennon and...

MUSICAL SCRIPT CHANGED TO ACCOMMODATE NEW SETTING, CHARACTER

DEWITT—This year’s Jamesville-Dewitt High School musical, Freaky Friday, has undergone some unusual revisions in preparation for the start of rehearsals. Originally, the...
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JANUARY 2019 Q+A

Q: Dear Raffaele, what should I do once I graduate? A: This is an excellent question. Throughout my...

ARIES SEASON HAUNTS THE RED RAMS

Giuseppe Baxter, Manager and Staff Writer “Beware the 21st of March,” Isabella Bird, freshman and local horoscope analyzer/soothsayer warned...

JD MUSIC DEPARTMENT CUTS FOOTLOOSE ON THEIR FOOT FIXATION

Françoise von Farquaad, Staff Writer Over the last few weeks students of the JD music department have been expressing...
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