What Your AP Exams Say About You

May 1

Chemistry: You got into Cornell and this exam doesn’t even really matter, but you’re still REALLY STRESSED about it.

May 3

Literature and Composition: You wanted to see the YamPage club advisor in action. Or you are the YamPage editor who is in way over her head.

Computer Science A: You are the reason we have an esports team. Thanks for that, I guess.

May 4

Statistics: If you’re a junior, you need to chill. If you are a senior, you are the most chill person I know.

May 5

US History: You actively want to see Mr. Cottet in public so that you can tell him about the NPR piece you listened to. Mr. Cottet is your hero. Mr. Cottet is very close to getting a restraining order against you.

May 8

Calculus: You’ve always been good at math and bad at picking classes.

Computer Science Principles: You’re also on the esports team.

May 9

Language and Composition: You are experimenting with vegetarianism.

May 10


May 11

World History: You’re also taking Honors bio, Honors English, Honors Spanish, and Honors Algebra II. Yes, it is essential to specify that they are honors classes.

Physics: You’re a future engineering major. Have fun with that.

May 19

European History: You don’t really care about the exam. Oh wait, you do? Sucks to be you.

Aveline Chocolat
Aveline Chocolat aka Jeanette Natalia Caramel aka Myrna Smush is a renowned journalist and billionaire. Ms. Chocolat/Caramel/Smush is a two time winner of the Miss Portugal beauty pageant. She won in 1986 and 2014. She has been called the fifth Beatle by people who are not familiar with the Beatles or numbers. She earned a degree in Mongoose Farming from Middle Tennessee State University. She claims she can see the future, but she refuses to give any specifics about her abilities. Despite her deathly yam allergy, she says she is very happy to be writing at YamPage…she also would like to ask “What is YamPage?” She’d call Anka Chiorini (’23) a good friend.