Weather over Education!

Students of all grades- except freshmen- staged a walkout this Wednesday during 5th period. After conferring with some freshmen, I concluded that they didn’t join because they never experienced Your Weather with Parker and Ryan. We at Yampage (I am legally obligated to say that it was me and only me) encouraged them to look back at some old videos; after reading every article on Yampage first, of course.

These protests were not taken kindly by Mr. Phillips and the rest of the RamFeed crew. They somehow got inside information that this was happening, and staged a counter-rally. This included around eighty students who were required to participate for a grade supposedly equal to a test. Mr. Phillips will not confirm nor deny this. 

For the time being, we just have to wait and see how this will play out. Both sides are adamant with their beliefs, and it’s looking like a stalemate.

Face blurred for privacy. “We Want Parker and Ryan.”
A very friendly protester.

Digby Thanoscar
Digby Thanoscar is a proud New Yamsterdam native with a background in botany and underwater welding. When not writing for Yampage, Thanoscar enjoys watching "Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives," and writing long Twitter threads on why it’s an objectively better show than "Chopped." On the rare occasion "Diners, Drive-ins and Dives" isn’t on, Thanoscar can be found playing Papa’s Freezeria. Thanoscar hopes to visit Flavortown with David Scibilia (‘22).