My Holiday Traditions: Digby Thanoscar

Days until Winter Break: 5

Digby Thanoscar, esteemed journalist for Yampage, is planning to be a responsible citizen this year during winter break. Cutting his world tour from 37 countries and three territories to just the tri-state area, Thanoscar hopes he will still get good attendance at his slam-poetry recitations. He’ll try to continue writing for Yampage during this time, but it’s hard to keep up with what’s happening at JD when you find out that not every Robert Frost poem has an interpretive dance.

After his tour, Thanoscar plans to grind out the new Papa’s Bubble Tea-aria until he’s max level. To some that say playing 70+ hours of Cool Math Games is a waste of time, Thanoscar would like to see your Papa’s Taco-ria account.

Digby Thanoscar
Digby Thanoscar is a part-time meme lord and part-time botanist. He takes credit for inspiring Pewdiepie and Elon Musk, along with Simon Cowell. He currently lives in the southwest corner of New Yamsterdam and writes to Yampage on pieces of stone that he attaches to pineapples and floats to us across the marshmallow sea. How he gets them to reach us every time, or how he knows what happens in JD is beyond us, and we feel it's better not to ask him. If you yell for David Scibilia (’22), though, he might answer.