My Holiday Traditions: Digby Thanoscar

Days until Winter Break: 5

Digby Thanoscar, esteemed journalist for Yampage, is planning to be a responsible citizen this year during winter break. Cutting his world tour from 37 countries and three territories to just the tri-state area, Thanoscar hopes he will still get good attendance at his slam-poetry recitations. He’ll try to continue writing for Yampage during this time, but it’s hard to keep up with what’s happening at JD when you find out that not every Robert Frost poem has an interpretive dance.

After his tour, Thanoscar plans to grind out the new Papa’s Bubble Tea-aria until he’s max level. To some that say playing 70+ hours of Cool Math Games is a waste of time, Thanoscar would like to see your Papa’s Taco-ria account.

Digby Thanoscar
Digby Thanoscar is a proud New Yamsterdam native with a background in botany and underwater welding. When not writing for Yampage, Thanoscar enjoys watching "Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives," and writing long Twitter threads on why it’s an objectively better show than "Chopped." On the rare occasion "Diners, Drive-ins and Dives" isn’t on, Thanoscar can be found playing Papa’s Freezeria. Thanoscar hopes to visit Flavortown with David Scibilia (‘22).