BREAKING: Who Will Be the Next Editor of Yampage?

Yamfam, we regret to inform you that Guiseppe Baxter will not be returning as editor for the 2020-2021 school year. It came as a shock to us here at YamPage as well, but he has decided to return to the high stakes world of Rasputin impersonation. To choose the next editor, Mr. Baxter has devised an elaborate set of competitions.

“I am so sad that I will have to leave YamPage, but I know that it will be left in good hands next year,” Baxter told reporters at his press conference, “These challenges will test my writers mentally, physically, and acrobatically. And only the strongest will survive.” After this statement he began laughing maniacally and praising the Yam Gods.

Here is the information we were given about the events.

The Competitors:

Aveline Chocolat

Josephine Dupuis

Breckenridge Harrington Jr.

Agatha Smoot

Digby Thanoscar

Mr. Gasparini

Schedule of Events:

*Please note: all events will take place at 3:26am in the staff parking lot of JD Middle School*

5/27-Opening Ceremony

5/29-Juggling and Circus Skills Showdown

5/30-Garden Off

6/1-Ring Around the Rosie Tournament

6/2-Dance Dance Revolutionary War


6/4-Battle of the Bands (on fire)


More information to come.

Aveline Chocolat
Aveline Chocolat aka Jeanette Natalia Caramel aka Myrna Smush is a renowned journalist and billionaire. Ms. Chocolat/Caramel/Smush is a two time winner of the Miss Portugal beauty pageant. She won in 1986 and 2014. She has been called the fifth Beatle by people who are not familiar with the Beatles or numbers. She earned a degree in Mongoose Farming from Middle Tennessee State University. She claims she can see the future, but she refuses to give any specifics about her abilities. Despite her deathly yam allergy, she says she is very happy to be writing at YamPage…she also would like to ask “What is YamPage?” She’d call Anka Chiorini (’23) a good friend.