Reginald Thumbington III
The Board Game Club Plays a Catastrophic Game of Jumanji
Despite being deathly allergic, I STILL have an intense craving for peanuts!
Advanced-Level Math and Science Students Admit They Don’t Understand Basic Calculations
This is a very complex problem! Only a genius could know what four times five is in their head.
Secrets Behind Blue Hall Renovation Revealed
"I can't believe it!" exclaimed one junior while gazing longingly at the wall that separates the functioning part of the Blue Hall from the mystical land of the construction zone.
Reginald Thumbington III Solves Your Biggest Problems
Good ol' Reggie T: ex-totalitarian dictator, devout Pastafarian, journalist extraordinaire—and now a self-help guru—here to solve your most pressing issues. He has recently done some very thorough research into the minds of high schoolers...
Yampage’s Guide to Pets
A hippo is absolutely a better investment in the long term than a good education anyway.
My Holiday Traditions: Reginald Thumbington III
Despite several complaint letters from the JD community, Yampage's winter break countdown will not be stopping!
Students and Teachers Share Their Christmas Gift Requests for 2020
On December 1, Santa (who, according to many sources, looked a little too suspiciously like Mr. Gasparini in a faux beard) was spotted infiltrating classes to get the inside scoop on what our students and teachers most desire. The results may surprise you.
Worldwide Clay Shortage Brings Local Ceramics Teacher to Tears
“I KNEW I should have just stuck with Photography!” another stated after having a panic attack inside the Firing Room while watching his beloved masterpiece break into two.