Mrs. Stoich
Mrs. Stoich is a world famous author by day and professional BeyBlader by night. Growing up in rural Indiana, she took her dreams to the big city after graduating NYU’s Tisch School of Arts with a undergraduate degree in Performance Studies and a masters degree in Musical Business Administration. Rumor has it her license plate matches Will Guisbond (’20)’s.
Now living in the Lower East Side, Mrs. Stoich has taken to writing news in her free time. Connected to Jamesville Dewitt through her long lost cousin Paul Gasparini, she is delighted and excited to be writing for Yampage. When she is not working or writing, you can find her at Whole Foods stocking up on those nutrient plentiful grains for her homemade granola or at Wegmans picking out some overpriced sushi.
She hopes you enjoy the content and can’t wait for some fan mail!
Flashing Blue Light in New Auditorium Causes Student Confusion, Disappearances
Is it aliens? Could it be the ghost of Ren McCormack from the 2017 production of Footloose returning to strike his revenge on act II? Or maybe, in a twist of fate, it’s our Italian overlords, seeking justice for their stolen tiles, now laden throughout our building’s bathrooms.
Cafeteria’s New Italian Tiles Begin Oozing Spaghetti
Mrs. Stoich, Staff Writer
DeWitt, NY -- It was a normal Thursday afternoon at JDHS. Students were bustling to their all-too-late 5th period lunch as the weekend became closer and closer.
However, as students began turning...
United Nations Revokes JDHS’s Title as Greatest High School
Syracuse, NY -- For years and years, students at Jamesville DeWitt High School would begin the school year with those faithful words from Principal Paul Gasparini: “I received a call from the Secretary General...