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Karletta Higgins

Karletta Higgins
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Born in 1987, Karletta Higgins is a convicted forger, and soap carving enthusiast. Karletta was arrested in 2000 when she attempted to steal the Declaration of Independence, but accidentally replaced it with the Gettysburg Address and signed her name at the bottom. When in prison she taught a soap carving class to her fellow inmates. Now she writes for Yampage at Jamesville DeWitt and in her free time attempts painting. So far, she can’t get past stick figures. The best way to reach Karletta is through her parole officer Tara Sandhu Pollock (‘23).

RedRams Sabbath: The Best Teacher Band You’ve Never Heard of

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"We practiced on school nights because we are bad boys! Mr. Sul’s wife, would kick us out after nine, though."

J-D Represented at the Tokyo Olympics

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As a result, Japan didn't want to put in another bajillion dollars to change a bunch of zeros to ones. 

And the Oscar Goes to…

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“Bwhahahaha, I beat you, Martin Scorsese! Boom!"

Regents…?

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“If we have the Regents in June, I’m going to pray for a sharknado.”

My Holiday Traditions: Karletta Higgins

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Yampage's winter break countdown continues!

J-D Sophomores Behind the Wheel

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“I have every confidence that I am the best driver that has ever lived. No one can go as fast as I can on the highway and only hit one car.”

A Remote Student’s Opinion: Virtual Gym Class

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As if regular gym class isn't hard enough, the class that socially awkward students dread and high school jocks love, cannot be escaped even during a pandemic. We can never hide from this ominous storm cloud that hangs over our heads.