Jingles Jeremiah Jones

Jingles Jeremiah Jones is a connoisseur of conspiracy theories, impractical political debate, and all things classy. Born a sphynx cat and the subject of shampoo lab experiments, Jingles was burdened with the alterations of opposable thumbs and a humanoid brain. A professor of rubber rat behavior, his time is spent at the local libraries where he pokes at the picture books instead of writing his reports and Yampage articles. Jones is forever infatuated with the smell of Old Spice deodorant, and holds a collection of over 37 different scents. Do not buy into any of the rumors spread about him, he has a reputation more perfect than your kindergarten report card. He thanks his scientist, Persephone Van Buren (‘25) for giving him his underlying health conditions and, of course, the ability to hold a pen.