Jimothy Rivers
New CollegeBoard Announcement: AP Lunch Credits No Longer Accepted
This is not what I paid a $180 for!
Student Government Reform: Democracy in Action or Communist Tyranny?
March 7th marked the occasion of the second Student Government Constitutional Convention. While at first glance this event could be taken as an innocent example of high school students participating in our proud American...
A Breakthrough in Student Safety: JD Students Assigned Personal Security Officers
The ultimate goal of this school district should be the safety of children, and the best way to ensure that is to have a man with a gun follow them around 24/7.
Unit Tests Reveal First Grade Students Critically Behind on AP Calculus Curriculum
We [first graders] can’t keep dealing with this sort of thing.
YamPage Compares the Benefits of Your Favorite AP Exam Formats
Who doesn’t love the sound of that guy in row three blowing his nose far too loudly and frequently for it to be allergies?
An Announcement Regarding Budget Cuts and “Raid: Shadow Legends”
With your help, we can avoid this issue and pretend it doesn’t exist.
COVID Pool Testing Now to Be Held in Actual Pool
We don’t really care about the specific details; we just want to know if anyone in the group being tested has COVID, so mixing up all the fluid beforehand saves a lot of time, as well as postage costs.
Students Take Legal Action Against Hall Monitors
If a student does not follow the agreement, they will no longer be eligible to receive fistbumps from Mr. Gasparini in the hallways.
Fishing for Change: New School Mascot Announced
CodeRainbowTrout just doesn’t have the same ring to it.