Ignacius Robespierre-Robespierre
Ask Ignacius: “My boyfriend won’t stop eating hamsters!”
We go to a restaurant, and he’ll just ask if they have any hamsters. If they don’t, he just sits there sadly and puts his head down for the whole dinner as if he was expecting that they would have hamsters.
Old-Timey British Students Protest Not Being Cast in Matilda
“Basin of gravy, can’t keep still, helter-skelter!” which translates to, “Baby, Treadmill, Air Raid Shelter!”