Homunculus Loxodontus

Homunculus is the very first non-human member of Yampage. Nobody quite knows how he got onto the staff, but some say he broke out of a containment vessel somewhere in Vermont and traveled here in search of a job. He then whispered in Giuseppe Baxter’s ear the words “zhdun snorp”, and the rest was history. He is also getting more powerful by the day, as he has learned how to type in just two days, and has the physical strength of roughly three elementary school children. His IQ is higher than the average human, and oh god why is he at my door I have to go now please don’t hurt me