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Count Dimitriendoff

Count Dimitriendoff
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Count Dimitriendoff or “Off” for short is quite an eccentric individual. Many many many years ago Off once held the record for “youngest person born.” However, that record would soon be broken a few seconds later. Off is very hardworking, but he does take vacations every so often. His favorite was a cruise from Southampton to New York on the 10th of April 1912, He says he enjoyed a nice cold swim as well. Off claims to have discovered elements 121, 120, and 119 although IUPAC has yet to confirm this. Off loves spending the day at local funeral homes and many morticians call him “A Lovely Cadaver”. Since losing his large estate back in Romania (due to what he calls a “Monster Mash”), Off works at YamPage to buy it back, he is unaware, however, that YamPage is a nonprofit. Off is great friends with The Count from Sesame Street, Dracula, and Eden Shirilan-Howlett (‘24).

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