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Aveline Chocolat

Aveline Chocolat aka Jeanette Natalia Caramel aka Myrna Smush is a renowned journalist and billionaire. Ms. Chocolat/Caramel/Smush is a two time winner of the Miss Portugal beauty pageant. She won in 1986 and 2014. She has been called the fifth Beatle by people who are not familiar with the Beatles or numbers. She earned a degree in Mongoose Farming from Middle Tennessee State University. She claims she can see the future, but she refuses to give any specifics about her abilities. Despite her deathly yam allergy, she says she is very happy to be writing at YamPage…she also would like to ask “What is YamPage?” She’d call Anka Chiorini (’23) a good friend.

Like the SAT but Harder: A Guide to the Senior Ball Packet

We lied when we said the packet was only 50 pages lol

Freshmen and Sophomores in the Musical Take Action to Relate to Their Characters, Go...

I only wish they would spend more time practicing their choreography instead of trying to do precalculus homework.

Episode Three: Lies, Revelations, Trench Coats

Episode Three of "Betrayed: The End of the Gasparini Years"

Actual Twins Deem Twin Day Cultural Appropriation

“I don’t think there are even any twins on student government.”

Episode Two: What’s Up, Bro?

Betrayed: The End of the Gasparini Years

Episode One: What Happened to Mr. Gasparini?

Episode one of Betrayed: The End of the Gasparini Years

How to Use the QR Code Hall Passes in 30 Easy Steps!

Calculate adult diaper prices.

Female Students No Longer Allowed to Choose Own Electives

You can’t ban female students from taking the electives they want, you can only ban them from doing it safely.

An Open Letter from the Editor

“New Principal Drives Small Car, Let’s All Laugh About that.” That’s good satire if I’ve ever seen it.