Aveline Chocolat
Like the SAT but Harder: A Guide to the Senior Ball Packet
We lied when we said the packet was only 50 pages lol
Freshmen and Sophomores in the Musical Take Action to Relate to Their Characters, Go...
I only wish they would spend more time practicing their choreography instead of trying to do precalculus homework.
Episode Three: Lies, Revelations, Trench Coats
Episode Three of "Betrayed: The End of the Gasparini Years"
Actual Twins Deem Twin Day Cultural Appropriation
“I don’t think there are even any twins on student government.”
Episode One: What Happened to Mr. Gasparini?
Episode one of Betrayed: The End of the Gasparini Years
Female Students No Longer Allowed to Choose Own Electives
You can’t ban female students from taking the electives they want, you can only ban them from doing it safely.
An Open Letter from the Editor
“New Principal Drives Small Car, Let’s All Laugh About that.” That’s good satire if I’ve ever seen it.