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11 Reasons Why High Schoolers Should Take New York State Tests Instead of the...
We don’t want to grow up.
Artificial Intelligence And Its Role In The Demise Of Society
These robots are taking away hard earned bragging rights, which is completely unacceptable.
Plight of the Leftover Cookies: The Gingerbread Man That Got Away
His swift little feet were powered by the growing mass of students behind him.
Food and Whining: A Review of Thanksgiving Foods
Mashed potatoes found the texture of the turkey dry and unpredictable, and refused to comment on the “travesty.”
Ice Chips and Nostalgia: Club Fundraisers to Get More Obscure
Worst of all, a rumor of ice chips being added to the topping offerings has been circulating.
King Charles III Hiding Somewhere at J-DHS
There’s got to be some psychological bald cap happening.
Diapers, Wombats, and String: Supply Chain Issues Hit J-DHS
I had to schedule so many therapy appointments.
Interviews with Students Who Didn’t Travel Over Spring Break
I don’t think I had any unreachable goals! A couple realistic ones, though. I baked some cookies.
Half Sports for Half Days: A Result of the CBA/J-D Feud
“OH MY GOD. I CAN’T WAIT. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?”