Am I a hero? This is a question we all ask ourselves at some point in our lives. However, Global teacher Mrs. Delaney always knew the answer.
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Most new teachers to the district cause students to ask the usual questions. \u201cWhere did she come from?\u201d \u201cHow can I find her on social media?\u201d and \u201cWill she let me play Fortnite Mobile during class?\u201d However, Mrs. Delaney has raised even more questions. Questions like, \u201cDid she just lift that car?\u201d \u201cIs that my teacher flying over Wegmans?\u201d and \u201cIs it just me, or do her glasses look like a well thought out disguise to hide her alter ego from her students?\u201d
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We at YamPage have come to the logical conclusion that Mrs. Anna Delaney is Supergirl.
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One freshman said that in the middle of sixth period Global, Mrs. Delaney received a call on her classroom phone. No one knew who was on the other end, but witnesses reported that she began muttering angrily about how Martian Manhunter was \u201cat it again.\u201d
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Another student said that her glasses slipped and all of a sudden, she was someone else entirely.
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\u201cI think it\u2019s cool that the school hired Supergirl,\u201d GirlUp Club president, Sophie Clinton said about their new advisor. \u201cShe\u2019s a really empowering female leader, which fits our club perfectly!\u201d
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Mr. Gasparini recently spoke to the press about the school\u2019s new teacher. \u201cWe are making history here. Can you name any other school with a somewhat iconic superhero teaching their ninth graders? It\u2019s completely unprecedented! That\u2019s what makes us at JDHS the best in the world according to the UN. We are JD!\u201d
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This powerful sentiment was met with a standing ovation. However, Supergirl herself was not pleased. \u201cI became a teacher to hide my alter ego, now everyone knows my secret,\u201d the Global teacher ranted, \u201cHow did they even find out, I mean I do fly home from school everyday and I did lift my desk with one finger after I dropped my pen, but can\u2019t everyone do that.\u201d
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The hire of Mrs. Delaney brings up the question, how many of our teachers are members of the DC Universe? Is Mrs. Eaton secretly Wonder Woman? Is Mr. Adler Batman? Who can know? As always, YamPage will stay dedicated to delivering the truth to the students of JDHS.
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In other news, it has been confirmed that Mr. Hartley is not Green Arrow, he was just seen in a green hood with a bow and arrow one time.
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One freshman said that in the middle of sixth period Global, Mrs. Delaney received a call on her classroom phone. No one knew who was on the other end, but witnesses reported that she began muttering angrily about how Martian Manhunter was \u201cat it again.\u201d
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