Hey senior class!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We\u2019re so excited for ball this year! We\u2019ve got some great stuff planned! But before we can get to the fun stuff, we\u2019ve got some business to take care of. You all should have received an info packet in your homerooms last week. I know it can be a bit overwhelming, so we just wanted to break it down for you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
At the front of the packet, you\u2019ll see a table of contents. It\u2019s got important information on it. If you find yourself getting lost at any point in the 50 page packet, just refer back to the front cover!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Next, you should see a menu for the event. We\u2019ve got waffles, tacos, chicken tenders, and nothing for people with food allergies!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Opposite the menu, we have a quick questionnaire that you need to fill out by TOMORROW! We need to know who your date is, their hair color, their mother\u2019s maiden name, and their social security number. Standard school dance stuff!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
If you\u2019re planning on taking a limo to the event, you\u2019ll need to fill out the form on page 72 of the packet (we lied when we said the packet was only 50 pages lol). It requires signatures from your parent\/guardian and at least two cafeteria workers (we\u2019d prefer three, though).<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Also, on page 146, you can find a handy list of all items that are not allowed at Senior Ball. For instance, all amphibians are strictly prohibited! Don\u2019t ask why.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Make sure to include your table selection! This is an essential part of the ball experience. And if you don\u2019t put down a table preference, we sit you right next to a really stinky raccoon infested garbage can! The raccoons love waffles and can smell loneliness!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Please disregard pages 208-210. There\u2019s nothing important on those pages. Seriously. Just skip them. There\u2019s nothing to be concerned about on pages 208-210. Literally nothing to worry about. STOP ASKING QUESTIONS IT\u2019S FINE!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Page 289 is a word search.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Also, be sure to study pages 321 and 322. There, you\u2019ll find a study guide for the four hour test that all ball attendees are required to take. It\u2019s like the SAT but harder!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Look, we know that all of this may seem confusing. However, it\u2019s all actually quite doable if you set aside about two hours to figure out the answer to the riddle required to even open the packet. But after that, it\u2019s all super simple. We hope to see you all at ball! Why are you looking at page 208?!
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Sincerely,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Senior Student Goverment<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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