Welcome back to ReadYojo, your favorite place to read bad countdowns. Today, we will be counting down the best TikTok trends.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
10. I\u2019m starting off with my least favorite one: having a healthy work-life balance. I have no idea what idiot came up with this one, but it\u2019s been spreading all throughout the internet. I have to say, if Larry from editing sends me one more email about not working 20 hours a day, I will start using Comic Sans.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
9. This one is specific to our lovely school. Teens have not been using the QR codes to sign out of classrooms. Trusted sources report that all of the videos of people using them are propaganda and shouldn\u2019t be trusted. That darn student government trying to introduce new policies\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
8. Watering plants. This one is boring, so I don\u2019t have much to say on it except that the world has experienced a 10% increase in greenery since it started.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
7. Another great one specific to our school. Teens around the world have been lining up to join YamPage. Unfortunately, since they aren\u2019t in the school district, they can\u2019t join. Their articles have been real ribticklers, though.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
6. Blowing up the moon. This one was actually so remarkably popular among the trendy youth that the shipment of moons became so backed up that the trend had already died by the time the moons were finally delivered. I guess that explains why we have 57 moons right now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
5. Creating new forms of energy. Although I enjoy trashing the earth as much as the next billionaire, global warming is a threat to all snowmen kind. So far, there are 567 new forms and counting. Who knew watching someone dab to power a nuclear reactor could be so satisfying?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
4. Giving away secrets to the Chinese government. I have no idea who started this one, but it seems fun! Here, I\u2019ll go. The truth behind birds is [Signal lost. Please stand by.].<\/p>\n\n\n\n
3. You\u2019re going to want to hang on until number one. It\u2019s guaranteed to blow your mind. Number three is not doing TikTok trends. This trend is called \u201cThe TikTok Paradox.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
2. Did you think this list would be complete without a classic TikTok dance? Then, you haven\u2019t been watching enough TikTok. Number two is the hottest new dance, the Friday Sway. To the tune of \u201cFriday\u201d by Rebecca Black, teens will clap, moonwalk, and take the head off of any unsuspecting passerby. You should check out my official TikTok account to see me rocking these smooth moves.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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