The dreadful month of March has finally passed and April is here. In like a weasel, out like an octopus, as the saying goes. And Spring Break is a package deal. Of course, the most common words to hear at this time of year are, \u201cI literally can\u2019t keep my eyes open,\u201d but a close second is, \u201cDid you go anywhere for break?\u201d But at YamPage, we don\u2019t follow the norms. So we interviewed the people who stayed home\u2014those responsible for the phrase taking fourth place: \u201cNo, I stayed here for break.\u201d The third most common utterances are uncontrollable sobbing caused by the only occasional sunny days.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Four students who weren\u2019t going on break were tracked down and interviewed using a series of deeply meaningful questions. The first was junior Stephanie Lynne. Question one was obviously, \u201cDid you go anywhere for break?\u201d Lynne responded, after a long pause, \u201cNo.\u201d From there, she was asked about what other plans she had made, how much boredom eating had occurred, how badly her sleep schedule was messed up, and how many unreachable goals she had set for herself. These were her responses: \u201cMostly I tried to avoid Multiverse of Madness<\/em> spoilers and watched goats try hamburgers for the first time,\u201d \u201cA lot. Too much. It was worth it,\u201d \u201cSo bad. Do you know how many random documentaries I found on Netflix to keep me up? Not many, but enough,\u201d and \u201cUh, somewhere around five. I started off with going to bed early and ended with telling myself I can memorize my lines [for the drama show].\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Next up was freshman Alyssa Forgione. She excitedly answered all the questions: \u201cNo, I stayed here most of the time! I just got to hang out with people and walk my dog and all that fun stuff,\u201d \u201cI just told you! But I didn\u2019t really have set plans. There was always something to do though,\u201d \u201cBoredom eating? Good question. The moon was waxing, so a lot. There\u2019s this brownie recipe I tried; it was incredible! No walnuts though. Absolutely no walnuts,\u201d \u201cOh, my sleep schedule got so crazy it looped around and was okay again! There are these seven hour YouTube videos that I cannot stop watching for the life of me,\u201d and \u201cUnreachable goals! You know, just the usual. Being productive, helping out, writing a novel, getting fluent in French. I thought I might try ax throwing too. It sounds fun. A little dangerous, but hey! Nothing\u2019s impossible on spring break. Oh, and I put together a plan to get back on stage crew for the spring show. By the way, do you know where I can find any ostrich eggs?\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n Another freshman, Mona Farah, was next. Her interview was the most normal by far: \u201cI went to Japan! I was so excited\u2014it\u2019s always been a lifelong goal,” “Oh, I infiltrated a Japanese kitchen and served everyone cheeseburgers. Just for fun!\u201d \u201cI have a whole cabinet dedicated to boredom eating. I almost finished it this break. My favorites so far are goldfish, chocolate, of course, spam, seaweed, crickets, scorpion legs, and cactus,\u201d \u201cSleep? Sleep is for the weak. But I got about a healthy two hours,\u201d and \u201cOh, the Olympics are a huge goal for me. Haven\u2019t gotten there yet though. Also, you know those alpha male podcasts? Yeah, I got an invite to go on one of those, which was super exciting! And Play-Doh. I learned how to make Play-Doh.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n And finally, senior Max Oppedisano, the oddest interview by far: \u201cUh, yeah, I stayed here. It\u2019s an old tradition to be bored during spring break,\u201d \u201cOh, I don\u2019t know. The usual. Hung out with friends, watched stuff. Nothing crazy,\u201d \u201cBoredom eating? Um. Not sure what the scale is, but we did have a lot of food\u2026?\u201d \u201cI tried to keep my sleep schedule normal, but it\u2019s difficult with everything going on,\u201d and \u201cI don\u2019t think I had any unreachable goals! A couple realistic ones, though. I baked some cookies.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n There you have it\u2014a slice of life from the overlooked students. The ones staying home finally get some representation. They can finally feel like it\u2019s not shameful to not be going to the Bahamas. 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