With athletes finally getting to participate in their high-risk sports seasons, many non-athletes are feeling left out. In response, many of these students have started participating in their own set of daring behaviors, except rather than doing so on the field, they\u2019re doing them during the school day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI\u2019m tired of athletes getting to take all the risks,\u201d an anonymous freshman told Yampage, adding cockily, \u201cSo yeah, I went to the bathroom in the middle of my global Zoom without asking for permission. Take that, athletes.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Meanwhile, Yampage caught sophomore Hailey Webber walking against the flow of traffic in the four corners during peak rush hour (aka in between fifth and sixth period) with her eyes closed. When we finally caught up with her (a good three minutes after the final bell rang), she told us giddily, \u201cI don\u2019t know what came over me, but what a rush! I finally understand what it\u2019s like to be a varsity mini-golfer.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teachers are getting worried though. Math teacher Mrs. Wood said, \u201cThe number of students submitting their assignments right at 11:59 p.m. and 59 seconds is truly alarming. And I don\u2019t feel like I can say anything since they are technically turning in their assignments on time. I don\u2019t know what to do.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI can\u2019t get away from this newfound haughtiness of my students,\u201d Honors Biology teacher, Mrs. Raicht, told us nervously. \u201cThey\u2019ve gone from begging for extra credit to nonchalantly mentioning the fact that they haven\u2019t studied yet, the day before the test! We\u2019ll just have to see how those Modern Genetics tests turn out\u2026 That should fix this odd behavior.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And odd behavior it is indeed. Yampage got an exclusive interview with County Executive Ryan McMahon impersonator, Ryland MacMann, who said, \u201cWhat are the four corners? I thought Country Executive Ryan McMahon\u2026 I mean, I worked in Connecticut, not Colorado, Utah, Arizona, and New Mexico simultaneously. But, umm, yeah. What odd behavior.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We will keep you updated as this story unfolds. Will Honors Biology students pass their Modern Genetics test? And, most importantly, when will varsity mini-golf get to have its 2020-2021 season?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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