{"id":11918,"date":"2020-05-12T11:14:09","date_gmt":"2020-05-12T15:14:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jdrampage.org\/?p=11918"},"modified":"2020-05-14T13:13:38","modified_gmt":"2020-05-14T17:13:38","slug":"top-ten-places-to-hide","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jdrampage.org\/top-ten-places-to-hide\/","title":{"rendered":"Top Ten Places to Hide from Your Family"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Your Bedroom<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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While providing some privacy, this is the first place your mom will look for you, so if you don\u2019t mind constantly being told to go outside and get some fresh air, this is the place for you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A Locked Bathroom<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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Just tell your family that you ate some weird fish and run to the nearest bathroom. You\u2019ll have about 20 minutes of beautiful alone time before your younger brother wants to play Go Fish with you for the millionth time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Behind a Door<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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Works every time. Except for, you know, every time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In a Coat Closet<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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With no one going anywhere, the coat closet in the entryway of your house hasn\u2019t been opened in weeks, making it the perfect place for a little relaxation. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

On the Ceiling like Spiderman<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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But don\u2019t forget your trusty suction cup shoes and gloves! NEVER forget your trusty suction cup shoes and gloves.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Behind a Shower Curtain<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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This one occasionally backfires when someone in your family has to use the bathroom and you\u2019re still sitting in an empty bathtub behind your Hello Kitty shower curtains.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dressed as a Human Statue in the Middle of the Living Room<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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They\u2019ll never find you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In a Box of Christmas Decorations<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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It\u2019s been sitting in the garage since New Year\u2019s Eve, which makes it the perfect hideout. If you can get past the slight dampness and cobwebs, that is. The mildew covered snowman and creepy homemade ornaments will be so excited to have company…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In the Freezer, Between the Frozen Vegetables and the Ground Turkey<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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\u201cThe cold never bothered me anyway.\u201d Oh my god, my sister has made me watch Frozen<\/em> too many times in the last few weeks. Help.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In Plain Sight<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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Start a game of hide and seek, say you\u2019ll be the seeker, make everyone hide, and just plop down on the couch with your phone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

They\u2019ll never find you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":43,"featured_media":11920,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jdrampage.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11918"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jdrampage.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jdrampage.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jdrampage.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/43"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jdrampage.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11918"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jdrampage.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11918\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jdrampage.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11920"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jdrampage.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11918"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jdrampage.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11918"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jdrampage.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11918"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}