Lucas Chiorini, '25
Lucas Chiorini is the Culture Editor for the RamPage. He also participates in clubs such as Student Government, Stage Crew, and the YamPage.
Every “The Summer I Turned Pretty” Character, Ranked from Least to Most Unbearable
With the recent release of season 2 of the popular Amazon Prime series “The Summer I Turned Pretty,” I decided to rank the characters by how unbearable they are. At first I set out...
Barbie Vs. Oppenheimer: Which Is The Better Movie?
On July 21, 2023, one of the greatest clashes in the history of cinema occurred. Not since Rocky vs. Creed have two heavyweights battled it out in a matchup this epic. I’m referring to,...
Spiderman: Across the Spider-Verse is a Triumph in the Superhero Genre and Animation...
2018’s “Spiderman: Into the Spider-Verse” took the world by storm, offering an alternative to the incessant crossovers of the Marvel Cinematic Universe that was funnier, deeper, and more exciting than most superhero movies to...
You Don’t Want to Miss Drama Club’s Spring Production of “Love/Sick”
After the success of their Short Play Festival in June, the Drama Club are putting the finishing touches on their spring show, “Love/Sick.” The show, written by John Cariani, is a series of nine...
All the 2023 Eurovision Finalists, Ranked
The 2023 Eurovision Song Contest recently wrapped up, with “Tattoo” by Sweden’s Loreen winning the competition. The annual contest was full of catchy tunes, one-of-a-kind performances, and whatever Croatia’s deal was. As a first...
Barbie, Cocaine Bear, and the Rise of the Internet Movie
If it wasn’t clear before, the release of “Cocaine Bear” a few months ago cemented the fact that the world of film today is really, really weird. Streaming services battle it out for control...
Rye Lane is A Charming Rom-Com Filled to the Brim With Energy
The romantic comedy genre is dead. In the past twenty years, the rom-com has been in sharp decline thanks to generic, mass-produced Netflix movies and lackluster studio efforts. However, Raine Allen Miller’s “Rye Lane”...
Why Paul Mescal Deserves The Best Actor Oscar
The Best Actor category at this year’s Oscars has been the subject of much discussion. Many believe the award will go to Austin Butler, the young heartthrob who portrayed Elvis in the eponymous biopic...
Why is Puss in Boots: The Last Wish So Good?
2022 was a good year for animated films. Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio spun the classic tale in mature and sophisticated directions. Turning Red took a lighthearted and hopeful view on real issues. Marcel the...
The RamPage’s Definitive Guide to the 2023 Oscars
Strap in, folks: it’s Oscar season. The 95th Academy Awards will air on ABC on March 12. The show, beginning at 8:00 p.m., will honor the best films, performers, and technical work of the...