Guiseppe Baxter
JD Fine Arts’s Hall of Rejects
Fishman attempted to prove to us that Phish has at least five good songs by citing Vanity Fair’s article The Top Five Most Tolerable Phish Songs. Unfortunately, the author of the article was only able to think of four.
THE DANGERS OF FAKE NEWS- How Mr. Brodsky Became A Multi-Billionaire
“Look, you can’t blame me for reading that article. It was purely factual. It was just artistic interpretation that took me elsewhere.”
Aries Season Haunts The Red Rams
Giuseppe Baxter, Manager and Staff Writer
“Beware the 21st of March,” Isabella Bird, freshman and local horoscope analyzer/soothsayer warned Jamesville-Dewitt High School. “The ram will wreak havoc on its territory until it’s season is over.”...
J-D’S Hide and Seek Team- Hidden from the Spotlight
Eva Schooler, junior seeker, claimed that the hide-and-seek team is ridiculed by the few who know about it. “They seem to think it’s not a real sport,” she said, while Yampage journalists took note that J-D Golf still exists.
In Their Latest Effort to Improve Security and Ease Concerns, JD Hires the Paw...
“They destroyed everything…” Mr. Brodsky told Yampage, shaking and desperately clutching another picture of an eye drawn by a freshman.
Yampage Staff
GIUSEPPE BAXTER- MANAGER AND STAFF EDITOR
Giuseppe Baxter is the founder and manager of the publication Yampage. Prior to working in investigative journalism, he worked as a professional Rasputin impersonator. After work one day, he...
Drama Club Announces Their Spring Show “Vladimir Lenin and Me”
DeWitt, NY -- After breaking expectations, hearts, and at least two pieces of real medical equipment, last year’s show ‘John Lennon and Me’, also broke the two-year pattern of vignette-based shows, so drama show...