Digby Thanoscar
Digby Thanoscar is a proud New Yamsterdam native with a background in botany and underwater welding. When not writing for Yampage, Thanoscar enjoys watching "Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives," and writing long Twitter threads on why it’s an objectively better show than "Chopped." On the rare occasion "Diners, Drive-ins and Dives" isn’t on, Thanoscar can be found playing Papa’s Freezeria. Thanoscar hopes to visit Flavortown with David Scibilia (‘22).
Chemistry and Biology Teach Students the Life Lessons of Loss and Acceptance
“I remember a time when anything under a 90 was considered bad, now I’m happy with anything above a 47.”
Sophomore Class Taking Bribes from Corporate America? They Deny it, but Krispy Kreme Prices...
The same story came from all officers; we are impressed with their communication.
J-DHS Undergoes Copyright Lawsuit After Playing Music in the Mornings
They then exited the interview site yelling things to the sky like, “You can’t make me go back,” and “I don’t need a GED, I bet ya caviar harvesters don’t have GEDs.” No one has heard or seen them since, but we wish them the best with their caviar excursions.
“All I Want for Christmas is You” to be Played on Intercoms 24/7
While this certainly isn’t textbook and may not even be legal, we can’t say he’s wrong. I myself have forgotten all about not understanding sig figs and have just accepted that my soul has been sold to Mariah Carey.
BREAKING: Slate Election Fraud and School Board Representative Results
Just when we thought the year 2020 couldn’t get any weirder, the 2020 JD slate elections have been postponed. They were scheduled for Wednesday, October 7th, until Mr. Gasparini got word of claims of...
Yampage to Receive No Funding in the 2020-2021 School Year
SOMEWHERE PAST JULY 2020- The JDHS 2020-2021 budget has been proposed and voted on. Changes are going to be made to hopefully better the school, after all, we are JD. But what exactly has...
“Fallout 2021: J-DHS” to be released July 8th
“I want you and all your comp sci classes to start working on this game. I don’t care what it’s about as long as there is some sort of education involved. The PTG will love us! They’ve really been hurting because they haven’t been able to sell concessions at concerts.”
College Board Implements New AP Exam Process
If you were lucky, you made it to the final part of pre testing. Hours twenty one to twenty eight known as the Twilight Zone by the board itself. Here one would undergo a rigorous amount of mental challenges to prove they were capable of taking the test. I did not make it here and the ones that did are too traumatized to talk about what occurred. We can only imagine what went on in there…