Monthly Archives: December 2021
Healthaism: Fruitful Faith or Corrupt Cult?
Healthaism, a new faith founded by a band of guidance counselors, health teachers, and P.E. teachers, has spread like wildfire from a gender reveal party through the forest that is the Western Hemisphere.
New J-DHS Hall Monitors Stir Controversy Among Students
J-DHS recently hired two new hall monitors: Gabrielle Vaught and Brian Marrero. However, the position of an active hall monitor patrolling the halls during...
Four Calming Things to Watch, Play, or Listen to Over the Holidays
1. Townscaper
"Townscaper" is a city-building game designed by Swedish developer Oskar Stålberg, and released in June 2020. The game features a simple gameplay system:...
Four Dead, Seven Injured in Oxford High School Shooting
Contributing Writer Shahina Alibekova, '23
On November 30, around 12:50 p.m., there were close to one hundred 911 calls made by students and staff in...
Crocs and Socks Now Against School Dress Code
First you take our Wednesdays away, then you take away our natural, God-given right to wear socks with whatever footwear we want?
Brian Marrero: More than Just a Hall Monitor
On Tuesday, December 7th, Brian Marrero walked through the doors of Jamesville-DeWitt High School for the first time -- or at least for the...
December 9, 2021
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