Monthly Archives: April 2020

Malone was not going to go down without a fight. He dominated the next four episodes, and got a bonus minute taken off of his time for an above average Joe Exotic impression. Jennings suffered from numerous setbacks, including buffering and an "Are you still watching?" message. Malone was ahead by 38 seconds going into the seventh and final episode.

“Hello? Yes, I’d like to talk to Mr. Gasparini, yes I’ll hold… Hello? Yes, this is [ ] and I am calling on the behalf of the student body. I would like to strike a deal. It has been brought to my attention that April break has been canceled, and you see, that will just not do. I will offer you our full cooperation in the future for four days of the break to be brought back. No? 3 days...1 day…..4 hours….2 hours, final offer...6 minutes...Gaspo, gimme something.” The student then hung up the phone looking rather dejected. They then looked up to us and said: “I got us an extra 34 seconds of break.” The student then started to cry.

Later, we informed Mr. Blumenthal, the band director about this event. All he did was laugh and say, “Well, if they’re not going to practice those instruments, at least they’re taking steps towards being able to hold the things.”

Over the past week COVID-19, better known as the coronavirus, has continued to spread throughout Onondaga County, with the total number of cases up...